My name is Bean and this is my blog. Hence the name. If you have comments or questions, just leave them in the comments area.
Posted June 24, 2004 at 02:52:50 PM by Bean
If there was a such thing as a Wheelbartow, this is what it would look like. Note that this Wheelbartow contains a TV with a .org commercial on it.
Posted June 18, 2004 at 09:33:18 AM by Bean
Here are a few updates for all ya'll blogoholics
So yeah... lot's of stuff going on. It's gonna be a busy summer and fall.
Posted June 09, 2004 at 10:21:49 AM by Bean
About 2 months ago, during our winery tour, Stef and I stopped by Bloomfeild, IN for a night to hang out with some ducks. M1, Seleb, and Scuba Steve (along with their respective girl-types) drove down too, to meet up with Dooley at his under-construction house in BFE.
But the BBQ Ranch wasn't the purpose of our trip. Soon, we continued on to Niggs Pizzaria. Actually, the place we went was Monty's Pizza, but it next to Niggs. According to this sign, it's "Miller Time" at Monty's. Unfortunately, the only draft beer they had was Busch Light. We ordered a big pizza cooked by Monty (who wasn't wearing pants). Grubbin' out commenced, followed by some drinking at th elocal Bfelt bars. A good time was had by all.
Side note: Seleb is an organic machine with one purpose - turning pizza into poop. There is a story to this, but I'll leave it up to him to tell it.
I Smelt It
Posted June 04, 2004 at 08:52:49 AM by Bean
My sophomore year in college, I decided to rent a house off campus with two other guys (non-fraternity folk). About 2 weeks before school was going to start, JCTMH and I drove up to the Haute to get the keys, move in a few bits of furniture, and check the place out. While there, we decided to get drunk and crash in the new pad for the night. We didn't have cable set up yet, so when we went out to get beer (thanks to Jeans fake ID) we also picked up a few movies to watch.
After downing the first few beers, we realized that there was a problem. The water was turned off. This made it difficult to pee. Outside was not an option due to the close proximity of neighbors and total lack of privacy, and indoor urination was limited to 2 times, since there were 2 toilets with full resivours. A few hours into the evening, and a few pisses in each toilet later, we decided to flush it. For the rest of the night, we peed in the toilets knowing that we would not be able to flush. Bad move.
We left the next morning and headed home. 2 weeks later I came back to the house (which had no AC turned on) to discover a repulsive smell throughout the entire place. That rotten piss smell almost made me vomit when I opened the door. Even after airing the place out for a few days, the smell was still there. It was perhaps one of the nastiest smells I ever done smellt. Definately low on the trach-bang scale.
Posted June 03, 2004 at 11:38:16 AM by Bean
To put it bluntly, I like pooping. The following are my reasons:
Posted June 03, 2004 at 09:24:29 AM by Bean