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Shit, Shower, Shave
Posted March 13, 2008 at 07:55:40 AM by Bean
Ahh yes, the basics of male hygiene. Well, maybe shitting isn't really a hygeine thing, but whatever. Here's how I roll:

Shit
For the most part, I only deposit at work, once per weekday. Seriously, in the past 3 years I bet I have used non-work facilities less than 100 times. Does anyone else share my unusual habit?

Shower
I used to shower religiously, every morning. I'd say for the past 5 years, though, I have averaged every other day. Exception: Any physical exertion that causes me to sweat requires a shower. I wonder what the national average is. According to the Yahoo!, I'm one stinky son-of-a-bitch. Twice a day? Every day? Come on.

Shave
I have no regular shaving frequency. I like to mix things up a bit with the occasional scruff, stache, or full blown beard. After some accumulated scruff, I usually default to a vibrating razor to shave in the shower, then follow up on the subsequent mornings with a Norelco.
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9 comments
john (March 13, 2008 at 08:13:14 AM):
I bet your popular at the office
bean (March 13, 2008 at 02:04:26 PM):
Now that I think about it... every other day is the maximum. So I guess when you consider the times that I bathe post-run or post-workout, it's probably more along the lines of once every 36 to 40 hours.
Jewfish (March 13, 2008 at 05:38:21 PM):
I'm a big fan of work pooping. Why spend my time doing it at home when someone will pay me to instead?

Twice a day showering is crazy. I tend to average every other day in the winter, probably every day in the summer.
ss (March 13, 2008 at 06:05:59 PM):
i shower every day. if i don't, i feel greasy. i never shower more than that though. VERY rarely do i skip a day. i shave every day with an electric razor, but sometimes not on weekends, which requires the same razor bean uses. i poop at work and sometimes at home. i prefer to wait until i get to work, for the same reasons as the cheap cheap jew
ss (March 13, 2008 at 06:06:43 PM):
ps, when my sister and i both lived at home, i remembered her showering every day before school or work, then every day when she got home, and SOMETIMES right before bed too! if i was my dad, i would kick her ass
tschy (March 15, 2008 at 06:45:15 PM):
as the person who pays for bean to work-poop, as well as the overtime the exhaust fan runs, as well as the case-per-month of air freshner, I would prefer home-poopers
Turbo Stutz (April 04, 2008 at 02:26:16 PM):
I didn't really pick up on this the first time I browsed this post, but does that mean you only shit M-F, no movements on the weekend?, cause that would be impressive.
bean (April 04, 2008 at 05:13:49 PM):
It's true. Usually.
ss (April 08, 2008 at 06:20:19 AM):
bean has the most irregular pooping i've ever seen (not actually seen)
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