My name is Bean and this is my blog. Hence the name. If you have comments or questions, just leave them in the comments area.
Posted October 27, 2005 at 10:03:00 AM by Bean
I get a lot of people saying things to me like "Hey I read your blog" or "My friend at work reads your blog" or "My pet gerbil reads your blog." Maybe it doesn't happen all THAT often, but it did happen last night (Hi Brianna) and it happens often enough to make me wonder what types of people are reading these deeply personal, meaningful, heart-felt thoughts of mine.
So if you are reading this, let me know. Even if you don't know me, even if you are a lurker, even if you are too damn shy to admit to me that you are a fan of Blogger Man, just do it. Add a comment with your name (first will suffice), your location, how you came to read this blog, and your bra size (women only, optional).
Spanks, habba joy.
SS (October 27, 2005 at 11:34:45 AM):
SS, from Indiana, beanblog fan from way back
Stef (October 27, 2005 at 12:01:49 PM):
I've been reading since day one. This was my first, of many, favorite posts:
"I don't know what causes this time/space oddity, but I think it has something to do with bacon."
That line just cracks my shit up!
tschy (October 27, 2005 at 01:12:35 PM):
bigD (October 27, 2005 at 01:23:35 PM):
bigD, from Estonia, heard about it on the cow fucker web page, bigtim
bigD (October 27, 2005 at 01:25:30 PM):
NOT GOOD TIMS!
XTark (m1) (October 27, 2005 at 01:39:07 PM):
Lamorious X Tarkington, in effect, bitches!
Anonymous (October 27, 2005 at 02:00:08 PM):
Ben, Jeffersonville......Brianna's coworker. In the beginning, I read your blog because she made me.....I continue to read it b/c it increases my self esteem. (also b/c I work for the big G and run out of internet sites to view daily) I do have a few favorites.... in no particular order
Cause the blogs are increasingly comical
And the emails discuss boobs and beer
And I read them and write them; my nuts you can bite them
Cause I'm getting the fuck out of here
One Lucky Night post....especially the line, "I said "If you got the last of it, I am gonna kick your ass" to Koji as I was swiping my ATM card."
Stop Showing Your Support post
Any "beards" post
Total Loss is a good one, "Our standard route home from Wet Willy's goes through one of Louisville's "Urban Housing" areas. Because of this, the lights along the street are timed such that once you enter the "Urban Housing" area, you don't really have to stop, so long as you go 30 mph (too fast to get carjacked)."
and the rest of it is basically trach! oh yeah....bro size A.
fooiemcgoo (October 27, 2005 at 02:02:49 PM):
Karyn (October 27, 2005 at 02:11:58 PM):
Brianna's co-worker and houseguest whenever I return to the Ville metro area.
I continue to read because it makes me laugh and there is no better way to waste time at work than to read blogs.
Favorite post since I've been reading it has got to be the pictures of the finger from SDP.
Bean (October 27, 2005 at 02:16:11 PM):
Karyn (October 27, 2005 at 02:21:01 PM):
Yeah, that was it. Sorry. My memory sucks. Why did I think it was your finger?
Bean (October 27, 2005 at 02:24:02 PM):
Don't know. I have cut my finger before, but I don't think I've posted pics. Here's a random pic of a cut finger though.
Brianna (October 27, 2005 at 02:36:50 PM):
celeb (October 27, 2005 at 02:43:27 PM):
I live in Columbus IN
I'm not Chad Rangoon.
Also, I'd say a small A cup would fit me.
Tara (October 27, 2005 at 03:14:17 PM):
I read it and enjoy it, but I don't always get it. A lot of strange spelling and inside jokes.
Bean (October 27, 2005 at 03:17:44 PM):
Yeah. Maybe some day all of our inside jokes and coined phrases will catch on and become mainstream. THAT, would be good tims.
finch (October 27, 2005 at 03:45:00 PM):
I be a reader, mostly because I have fond memories of wearing the Bean sombrero whilst I was positive I was mexican. (or was it Pete's sombrero?)
Jim (October 27, 2005 at 05:12:40 PM):
I bookmarked it a few years ago and check up when I don't want to do anywork....so a few tims a day.
Jewfish (October 27, 2005 at 05:51:37 PM):
I lika readum good blogs.
Collin (October 27, 2005 at 07:09:42 PM):
I read cause BadAndy links to it. I'm in Baltimore.
celeb (October 27, 2005 at 08:52:54 PM):
any survey analysts read this blog? I'm looking for a good survey analyst.
Chaz Rangoon (October 28, 2005 at 09:30:27 AM):
I'm a lurker from B-felt and I read Beanblog for the pictures.
Anonymous (October 28, 2005 at 09:49:46 AM):
Dirtass gives a holla
Bessler (October 28, 2005 at 10:20:23 AM):
TP (October 28, 2005 at 10:37:18 AM):
Due to my initials (and cause its funny) everybody calls me TP. In hike scholl, they called me ATP for adinosine triphosphate, cause that's what you study in biology. altso, i'm the opposite of energetic. my brother and his friends used to call me RTRP for "right time right place", cause i had a tendency to show up just in time for festivities. then in college on spring break in pcb, i think it was fentres (aka THiC) that modified it to T^P. nowadays, if you're cool, you pronounce it "tee 2 tha mutha effing pea", but only my home bizzles can do dat. at one point i tried to change it to TRyP (my middle name is Ryan), but that really never caught on. finally, if you make a palendrome oat of my first name, you get TonyYNot. this has been a story about my name throughout history. THE END
bigD (October 28, 2005 at 11:16:11 AM):
Irwin (October 28, 2005 at 01:26:38 PM):
I'd like to give a shout-out to my kid in B-ton. Keep it real and don't crap your pants.
Love the blog. One of the only non-work websites I check at the new job.
Bad Andy (October 28, 2005 at 03:01:01 PM):
Bad Andy - now improved with more Indy content!
I've been around pretty much since the beginning
Brianna (October 28, 2005 at 04:34:45 PM):
Celeb - you got three survey analysts that commented on this blog....including myself.
Viviane (October 30, 2005 at 08:12:14 AM):
I check it every day and read all the new entries.
Bean (October 31, 2005 at 10:07:03 AM):
I ran into someone else at hallobean who lurks in the beanblog shadows but has NOT commented (Heather).
Anyone else out there? I'm not blogging a new blog until you show yourself!
Bleach n Sheets (October 31, 2005 at 10:14:50 AM):
I first came across it is prison. Good stuff.
Mary Beth (October 31, 2005 at 11:20:21 AM):
i rarely read your blogs but i use your page as the link to all others i like reading.thanks
Bean (October 31, 2005 at 11:33:22 AM):
bigwillis (October 31, 2005 at 12:26:17 PM):
Bigwillis reads the Beanblog everyday. I like it for the fair and balanced reporting on today's headlines.
Vinnie Jones (October 31, 2005 at 02:58:06 PM):
Present and accounted for. B-town. Thru your wife.
m3 (October 31, 2005 at 02:59:16 PM):
m3 was here
i wonder if i have a bunch of lurkers on my blog ass wheel... hrmmm