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Cats > Dogs
Posted May 25, 2006 at 02:43:46 PM by Bean
Here's the transcript of a recent IM exchange between m1 and myself:
m1: you sure you want to go canoing instead of staying at 4625 whitivew with moose?
bean: so what are you doing this wekened?
bean: yes
bean: I am sure
m1: fuck
bean: no yuri ?
m1: yuri is canoing
bean: oh yeah
m1: as is everyone else i know
bean: leber?
bean: HA
m1: burned bridge
bean: hahaha
bean: what about bro
m1: m2 is camping in bfe aka no cell phone
m1: nobody knows when he'll be back
bean: arr
bean: so is moos gonna be going to a kennel or going canoeing ?
m1: my current best bet is she-jeanconkey
bean: hmmm...
m1: there is no way i'd be able to get a kennel at this late hour
m1: for a holiday weekend
m1: she's not allowed at the campground
bean: tp ?
m1: tp is plan b
bean: no
bean: tp has plans to go to bloomington I think
bean: lake monroe and whatnot
m1: fuch
m1: fuch a lake monroe!
bean: teh bruche ?
m1: teh bruce is sevreely afraid of dogs, especially teh moose
m1: sim bossman/lady
m1: sim everyonje, actually
bean: ma/pa ?
m1: ma/pa is plan c, just promoted to b due to lake monroe
bean: haha
m1: that's a fuck of a drive though
bean: indeed
bean: put he to sleep
bean: her
m1: hahhaa
m1: that's plan d
bean: haha
m1: plan c is let her shit all over japs' house for 24 hours
bean: I dont knwo many peeps around here that could do it
bean: why not let her shit all over your apt for 28 ?
m1: fuck that, shit stinks!
bean: you seem to be low on options
m1: i think she-jctmh may be my only hope
bean: in fact, I may submit this convo as proof that cats > dogs
So I did. My cats are going to enjoy a weekend of self-reliance - no human interaction required.
m1 (May 25, 2006 at 03:05:33 PM):
Trach logic!

fish > cats?
bugs > fish?
rocks > bugs?
bigD (May 25, 2006 at 03:17:25 PM):
stef (May 25, 2006 at 03:23:49 PM):
That logic makes perfect sense to me!

Hopefully there won't be any dead birds in the house when we get back!
celeb (May 26, 2006 at 08:30:43 AM):
and here I offered to watch the dog for a desperate dogowner and he reNIGS on me.
bigD (May 26, 2006 at 10:03:16 AM):
man oh man, that reminds me, I saw an obituary in teh jaspa paper a month or more ago and forgot to tell you guys about it.

Apparently, someone in the Nigg clan kicked teh bucket.
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