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Movie Reviews: Rize and Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Posted December 02, 2005 at 09:18:50 AM by Bean in the Movies category
Rize
Rize is a documentary all about west coast "clown dancing" and "krumping". It sucked. If you want to know what that stuff is, google it, but for God's sake, do NOT rent this movie! I give it two thumbs down and a many other degrading rating gestures.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Worse than Rize.
12 comments
corbin (December 02, 2005 at 10:58:23 AM):
what in the FUCK made you think Rize would be a good movie???
Bean (December 02, 2005 at 10:59:29 AM):
Stef picked it.
piss (December 02, 2005 at 11:05:51 AM):
Mr and Mrs Smith was not bad for what it was -- a summer action flick...
Stef (December 02, 2005 at 11:43:55 AM):
I thought Rize was going to be about street, hip/hop, krumping, etc dancing. Not about how some guy started dressing up as a clown and dancing to get kids off the streets. And how there are other clown "gangs" and they have dance offs and stuff. My bad!
I wouldn't say Mr and Mrs Smith was worse, just anti-climatic.
Bigwillis (December 02, 2005 at 04:01:39 PM):
At least Mr and Mrs Smith stars Angelina Jolie, which quickly adds one star to the rating. Sorry Brianna..
Brianna (December 02, 2005 at 05:01:50 PM):
Yeah Yeah....whatever. Just remember I heart Viktor Krum.
bigD (December 05, 2005 at 04:22:08 PM):
Mr. Deeds was surprisingly entertaining. Watched it last night on TBS. I recall laughing out l on one occassion. So much so, that I woke up teh wif.

Asswheel, stepford wives is semi-entertaining, although it feels like it moves too fast.

For instance, the lead character is shown meeting bette midler and some gay guy in one scene. In the next scene, they're hanging ote and seem like betz friends.

odd
bigD (December 05, 2005 at 04:22:44 PM):
DVR'ed 'supersize me' last night. Anticipate watching tonight.

thanks to free showtim weekend.
stepfunny (December 05, 2005 at 04:26:14 PM):
Supersize Me--good flick, made us want to eat a big mac afterwerdz
bigD (December 06, 2005 at 07:43:25 AM):
ok flick, I don't think I could sit through it and watch it though. I was doing other stuff and it was acceptable background entertainment. Kinda boring otherwise.
bigD (December 06, 2005 at 07:44:48 AM):
he gained 25 pound in a month on mcD's, but the part I didn't realize was that he cut ote all exercise ass wheel. Limited himself to less than a mile of walking per day and no other exercise.

I think that'd pack on several pounds even if he kept eating like he was previously. Would also account for feeling like shit and being depressed.
goostermon (December 06, 2005 at 09:15:20 PM):
hey Bean .... "ex-half-uncle" is a slender tendril indeed to be included in the "kin" bin. Thanks - I like being bean-kin .... always have.
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