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Posted April 08, 2003 at 09:03:19 AM by Bean

Last night, this [true] story popped into my head.  It pops into my head a lot, because it is friggin hilarious.  I thought it worthy of BeanBlog entry status... I hope you enjoy it:

Years ago, when my father retired, my Uncle Sonny gave him a hat.  Sonny sells a lot of things like hats and belts and wallets, and he has all the tools to customize them, so he imprinted "RETIRED" on the white foam front of the mesh-backed hat.  Dad proudly wore it, wore it quite a bit, and still has it it in his hat repertoire today.

Anyway, my friend Steve came over one day... and let me tell you up front that Steve is a wise-ass.  Well, he said something to my dad that I will never forget.  Steve walked in the room where my dad was watching tv, looked at the hat, and said "Marty, they misspelled 'retarded' on your hat!" 

 This was one of the funniest moments of my life.  Good one, Steve.

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