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Screenplay 1
Posted March 04, 2004 at 03:13:58 PM by Bean

Every so ofton, a duck mail comes through in screenplay format.  I have decided to post these rare treats as they occur.  I hope you enjoy them as much as me.

Corbin: [click play on paris hilton video]
Stacey: What are you doing?
Corbin: Ehh, nothing.  How about some taco salad
Stacey: You know i don't cook that stuff
Corbin: [covering up video] Well, why not go and sweep
Stacey: But it was your idea to buy that stupid vacuum cleaner!
Corbin: God damnit woman, get out of my vector space
Stacey: [leaves]
Corbin: Ahh, now for my precious

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