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Screenplay 3
Posted March 31, 2004 at 10:18:01 AM by Bean

Corbin trying to sell his vacuum to the door-to-door suplimental insurance salesman:

salesman: Hi, my name is JoeBob Franko, I'd like to talk to you about some supplemental health insurance.
crobine: That sounds like a good idea, I eat alot of chili and tacos and I think I may need a colon transplant soon.
salesman: Yeah, that's what I thought.  Now I'll just need a desposit of $TEXAS and we can get you started.
crobine: Holy Crap!
Salesman: what's wrong?
crobine:  I don't have that kind of scratch laying around, especially since I'm paying for this...wait a second!
salesman: ok, what?
corbin: Here, would you like this candle?
salesman: what?
crorbin:  Can I interest you in a brand new Rainbow brand home cleaning system?
salesman: what?
corbin: yeah, it picks up all kinds of dog hair, taco droppings, etc.
salesman: what does this have to do with insurance?
corbin: now, if you'll just give  the names and numbers of 27 of your closest friends so I can do demos for them, I'll give you this free piece of duct tape.
salesman: you're nuts, I'm outta here
corbin: can I have my candle back now?

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